I made a joke today that when I finally do get married and have children I will say this to them:
“Kids, don’t do drugs.
Give them to your mother so she can sell them back to your friends at inflated prices.”
My mother didn’t think it was as funny as I did.
(via fuckyeahofmontreal)
YE OLDE SCHOOLE OF MONTREAL
i need help with a halloween costume because i want to be something specific, somethin people will get immediately but i don’t want to be something typical i need somethin unique somethin neva seen before, well never mind i guess it has to be ‘seen before’ for people to get it but anyway maybe not seen in this specific way. i need helppppppppp
Go as a motherfuckin’ disco spaceship.
With little black barbies dressed up on your head (they’re members of Parliament/Funkadelic).
(via lookintotheair)
(via retrozone)
I wanna meet her kids.